GOSSIPLR

avedanke:

I’ll tell you why. Because you told people I wanted to have sex with you which couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, I can list approximately 4,562 things I would’ve rather done. For the sake of brevity I’ll give you a redacted version:

1. Swim with sharks in a tank full of bloody tampons.
2. Drink 17 gallons of whole milk.
3. Listen to a Linkin Park CD.
4. Drive to Miami.

It’s clearly past my bedtime, but even the best arguments keep me up late. Take a look at this. Facebook can bring gays together — or tear them apart. avedanke calls out dylicious after a botched attempt at a friend request. When approached for comment, dylicious gave us his best crack at sarcasm with a quick “Thanks,” before closing it out with “classy as always.”

Really Mr. avedanke? Since when were lists back in style? Did I miss the memo? Well you know since I’m so behind in the times, maybe it’s time I caught up. Let’s list out “THINGS THAT WE’D RATHER DO THAN READ ANOTHER AVEDANKE POST”. You know what? I bet I can list approximately 4,562 things we would rather do. However, for the sake of brevity I’ll give you a redacted version:

1. Watch a sex tape of Perez Hilton fucking Kirstie Alley
2. spend a day in the company of planettampon
3. Throw ourselves off the Empire State Building
4. Read one of jamesraymond’s self-righteous rants

God dylicious, didn’t you hear? avedanke doesn’t have any more room in his life for friends, the relationship he has with himself clearly keeps him preoccupied.

Pot or kettle, avedanke. It’s your choice. Either way they’re both black.